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Anyone who has seen the movie Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, is most likely familiar with his trademark quote,”If you ain’t first, you’re last.” Find below more the best funniest Ricky Booby quotes. If you wish to download Best Talladega Nights Quotes, click on the file at the bottom of the this page.
- [Ricky Bobby is running around on the track in his underwear, thinking he is on fire] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
- Hey. I’m Ricky Bobby. When you’re workin’ on your mysterious lady part stuff, you should have the right tools too. That’s why you should use…Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.
- Hi, I’m Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner, and what better gift to give a loved one [pulls out knife] than this Jackhawk 9000. Available at Wal-Mart!
Ricky Bobby: I’ve sent in my application to the Real World. So I’m hoping to hear back from that. I’m putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I’m also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like… like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, “hey, what’s up guys? Want some crack?” I’m just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
Ricky Bobby: Well, I’m the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.
Ricky Bobby: You gotta win to get love. I mean, that’s just life. Look at…look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin’ all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.
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