Welcome to Best Step Brothers Quotes!
Step Brothers are a 2008 comedy movie that is full with funny memorable quotes. Here is some of the best top Step Brothers quotes. At the end of the article you can find downloadable Step Brothers Quotes pdf file. download, print, read and laugh!
Did we just become friends? – Yep.
Who is the retard? – You
And here’s the thing, it would give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
What are you doing?! It is Shark Week.
It is a crotch party right up in here.
Brennan – I’m not gonna call him Dad.
Nancy – Brennan, you’re 39 years old, I would not expect you to call him Dad.
Brennan – Well, I’m not going to. EVER. Even if there’s a fire!
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.
Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, ‘Let’s get it on!’.
Dale – Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan – I was watching Cops.
Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan, I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Listen gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story, and possibly the evening.
But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call ‘Derek’, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she is of age, I’m putting her in a home.
You know, I do not know, I just, I did not want to sing too loud ‘cause I don’t want to wake up Robert and Nancy. My throat is sore, I have had a sore throat for a month and a half and this is not an acoustic environment that’s suitable to request this from me.
Hey, I never asked you, do you like guacamole?
Brennan –Do you wanna go do karate in the garage? Dale – Yup!